Cap'n Web is a new RPC system designed for browsers and web servers, allowing for bidirectional calling, passing functions and objects by reference, and promise pipelining. It is a spiritual sibling to Cap'n Proto, but with a simpler design and no schemas. Cap'n Web works over HTTP, WebSocket, and postMessage() and is open source under the MIT license. The system is designed to be easy to set up and use, with a small footprint of under 10kB.