The author set up a netcat loop on their server to accept connections from the Hacker News community, which would trigger four beeps on their terminal. The experiment was done in response to a thread about quirky alerting systems and received over 4761 connections in 24 hours. The author repeated the experiment and received over 352,831 connections, with most of the traffic coming from persistent client loops. The experiment was done to explore quirky ideas and have fun with computing.