The author built a fully local LLM voice assistant to control their smart home, using a Protectli Vault VP2420, a managed switch, and two RTX 4060Ti's. The assistant is based on the Mistral AI Mixtral model and uses vLLM for inference. The author had to modify the chat template and fork a custom integration to add support for executing Home Assistant services as JSON. The assistant is designed to be sassy and sarcastic, like the Portal character GlaDOS.