The article introduces ButtFish, a project that transmits Morse Code of chess moves to a user's butthole using a Buttplug.io device. The project was created as a meme in response to a recent chess cheating scandal. The system uses a chess engine to determine the next best move and encodes it into Morse Code, which is then sent to the connected device. The project's creator does not endorse or encourage chess cheating and requires users to disclose the use of the system to their opponents.