A software developer with almost two decades of experience shares that they have averaged only 5-10 hours of actual work per week, despite receiving promotions and a decent salary. They admit to pretending to work and bullshitting their way through stand-ups to hide their lack of production. The developer wonders if they are an exception or if many others are also secretly not working as much as they claim. They question whether their experience is due to luck, imposter syndrome, or a common phenomenon in the industry.