The article analyzes the design of scissors emojis from different vendors, evaluating how well they would close if they were physical objects. The author collected a dataset of emojis and simulated swinging the blades to determine which ones would close the most. The results showed that some vendors, such as JoyPixels and LG, designed scissors that would close almost perfectly, while others, like Facebook and Google, had designs that would not close well. The article concludes with a humorous tone, awarding medals to the best-designed scissors emojis.